I've honestly spent many years thinking my Mother got my birth completely wrong, and in fact I should have been a born a polar bear. Once it gets hot and humid I suffer and absolutely hate it. Time is spent searching out much cooler places, give me snow and ice any day. One of the best places I've found to cool off is the freezer section of Tesco, unfortunately the staff aren't happy for me to spend several hours leaning carefully into the cabinets whilst wearing my bathing costume.
Well since last July I have lost 3 stone, thats 42lbs or in old money 21 bags of sugar, and I have decided to reconsider my parents error of giving birth to me in the UK and not the Antarctic - It's was bloody freezing this morning and the bed duvet does seem a more natural nest now. Also where on earth can you get seal or penguin pies at the drop of a hat, certainly not in Tescos.
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