In the old days the costumes were carefully made by our parents out of old cardboard boxes, toilet roll tubes, bits of string and anything else they could get hold of. Surely that's why we all suffered hours of John Noakes and Val Singleton on Blue Peter, "Have you got your Blue Peter Badgeeeeeeee", we all pronounce in a Yorkshire accent.
Today it's into the shops where they spend vast amounts of money on plastic masks, plastic capes and toy instruments of torture. What ever happened to using the inside of a Cornflake packet to cut out and crayon a mask. Is there an equivalent to Bah Humbug for Halloween that I can use, perhaps Bah No Humbugs.
When you reach a certain age we try and think of ways of avoiding that "Trick or Treat" stuff imported from those weird people across the Atlantic, Yanks have got a lot to answer for. The many years I've sat in the dark in my own home with the television turned down pretending nobody was home, that failed the time I shouted out "She's out, go away". I found that a full water pistol fired through the letterbox from within works well.
Your face is normally that colour. It comes from all the years of conserving water in stead of washing. You can buy soak instead of using dock leaves.from your better sister
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